Just a Little Humor

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day: picked out a box of tampons and proceded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, Son how old are you? "Eight" the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they are not for me, They are for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on a TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either."


"Doctor please help me" says an elderly patient. "I have a silent passage of gas every morning, I have a silent passage of gas every afternoon, and i suffer from a passage of gas in the evenings.
Sometime i have a passage of gas a unpredictable times, for instance just now. Doctor, can you help me?"
The doctor responds, "Sure, I can help you. But first you need your hearing checked."

A man's wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guarnteed to make her look years younger. She sat in front of the mirror for what seemed to be hours applying the "miracle" products. Finally she finished, turned to her husband and said, "Honey, honestly now what age would you say I am?"
He nodded his head slowly, then carefully said, "Well, judging from your skin, 20. Your hair...mmm,18. Your figure, 25."
"Oh, you are so sweet! she gushed.
"Well, hang on. I'm not done adding it all up yet."