There is a lot to be said about how we look at life.
For instance, a local nurse was on her way to the hospital at a rather fast pace. She fail to stop at the red light at a corner. Of course John Law caught her in the next block. He ask her. "Doesn't a red light remind you of something?" "Yes, the nurse replied, someone wants the bed pan."
Or like the man who went into the psychiatrists office, took out a cigarette and stuffed the tobacco up his nose. "I see you really need me," the startled doctor said as he headed toward the man.
"Sure do," said the man, "I need a light."

Young lady to mother, "Oh mother I took Henry into the loving room last night and...."
"Thats living, dear..."
To which the daughter said, "You're telling me."