My family went to this big Luau recently where they had all kinds of fancy foods, but i had to stay at home and guard the house. All i got was this bunch of flowers around my neck. At least they could have brought me some of that fancy pork or chicken. After all, considering i am a valuable asset to this household. Everybody knows it takes a lot of effort to be a smart dog like me.
I know one dog that is a setter. His owner sends him to the store for eggs, he refuses them if they are not fresh. What a nose that dog has. I know about a springer whos owner sends him out for cigars and the springer will refuse any that are not his owners favorite brand. He won't smoke one either until he gets home and his owner offers him one.
Anyway, I know a Chihuahua like myself who is a lot smarter than those two dogs. He runs the store where these other dogs trade. It is said that every dog has his day. But if he has a sore tail, he has a weakend. So long folks.